1 * Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that makes you feel good.
4 * Drive carefully… It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
5 * If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6 * If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can’t push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
10 *A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
11 * Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
15 * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17 Save the earth — It’s the only planet with chocolate!
Contact Us01-2968952 (+353 1 from outside Ireland)Call 9-5 M-F
Email anytime using info@the name of this site!